I made another quote graphic. But, this time, I’ve stooped to a new low and quoted myself.
My attempts to cope with falling down in the past haven’t always been fruitful, so I made a better plan:
Bad Ass (noun) – often vulgar: A person of formidable strength or skill.
Smart Ass (noun) – often vulgar: Someone who possesses superior intellect and wit and understands the reason behind and the purpose for satire in life.
*NOTE * “BADDER-ASS” is not to be confused with “BLADDER-ASS” with an “L“. Bladder ass is a different condition entirely, and would most likely require the immediate attention of a medical professional.
Lucky Wreck 
I fall all the time and can’t get up. But usually when I get on a couch and have a pizza. Does that make me a bad a**?
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Totally. 🙂
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I love your graphics! Do you do design in your work or is it just for fun? They’re so good!
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Thank you, Courtney! I have done some as freelance work! I’ve always wanted to be an artist and writer, but never felt confident enough, but I am giving it a try now, anyway 😀
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…then you could do a bit of kick ass.
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Yes, I think that is a good plan, Jae! 🙂
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love it!
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Thanks Mimi! 🙂
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HAHA….’bladder ass”. Ok. You got me. (I’m supposed to still be all bitter and stuff for at LEAST 2 to 3 more weeks. I needed that laugh!)
And, I suppose I’m a serious badass because my x is scared to even come over any more. Sigh. Chalk up another one. (Or perhaps I’m just a serious “bitch”. But those two are interchangeable- let’s not forget that!) xo 🙂
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Yay!! I’m glad you had a laugh, especially since things are so sucky right now. If bitch means being a person of formidable strength and skill, then I say “here here”!…or is it hear, hear? 😀 My next goal is to be a grammatical bitch. HA!
xoxo
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p.s. I often tell people that falling down isn’t the crime. Staying down IS. Love the overall message here. ;0)
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Agreed! Falling down isn’t the crime. Staying down is! 🙂 Thank you! I’m working on embracing my inner smart ass now. 😀
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Haa- do that! By the way. I don’t know what happened last night. I drank 3 glasses of Chardonnay and apparently joined Twitter….haha. (There’s a reason why 2 glasses are my cutoff point.) At least my shirt was still on this morning, so, extra points there! ;0)
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I saw that you joined twitter, and so glad you did! I could use your company over there! 😀
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I’ll try to make a (semi-regular) appearance. ;0)
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Haha, that’s so funny you mention ‘bLadder-ass’ because, of course, that’s how my eyes first read it. Love your quote!
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Thank you, Carrie! I wondered if you would catch it as “bLadder” at first. When I read over it, after I made it, I read it as “bLadder”, too. I thought about changing it, but just decided to address is in a note instead 🙂
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Sadly, my bladder is never far from my mind.
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That was great, I smiled. You did forget one: If you fall down and don’t get back up, you are a dumbass! Here is to getting up time and time again.
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HAhaa! I love that! May need to include that on the next one! Cheers to getting up time and time again 🙂
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Love! I’ve definitely reached smart ass status.
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Hahaaa! Yay! That’s the best one! Glad to had you as a smart ass sister 😉
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Bwahahaha!!! This started my morning off perfectly Lucky Wreck! Thank you for your “ground breaking” humor. 😉
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