This month, I got to travel from one deathly hot city to another. My current place of residence is Houston, TX which is known for it’s insanely uncomfortable humidity in the summer. My former place of residence, Phoenix, AZ is also known for insanely uncomfortable heat in the summer. In my excitement to see family and friends in Phoenix, I booked the flight forgetting about the insanely uncomfortable heat in the summer, part. Fortunately, a few of my Houston friends comforted me by suggesting that it probably wouldn’t be much worse than Houston since it’s “dry heat”. I figured that was probably true, and it wouldn’t be so bad…until I stepped outside into the “dry heat”.
DRY HEAT MY A*#!
My a*s was anything BUT dry after standing outside for more than 2 minutes. It was like stepping into a great big giant easy-bake oven. I don’t know how anyone’s ass could stay dry when placed in environmental conditions that are also conducive to baking cupcakes.
I had also forgotten that it is pointless put on make-up in the dry heat because it doesn’t stay where you put it.
It doesn’t stay where you put it in a humid environment, either.
What was originally supposed to highlight your best features, ends up making you look like a morbidly deranged demon zombie.
It kinda makes you feel like a deranged demon zombie, too.
I think the misery between humid heat and dry easy-bake oven heat is pretty much tied.