Look! I made a person.

Look! I made a person.

I’ve recently taken a hiatus from my blog because I was busy with a new endeavor. I made a person. Well, I didn’t make this person completely by myself. I had some help. Fortunately, (or maybe unfortunately?) it didn’t require that I become a mad scientist following in the footsteps of Dr. Victor Frankenstein, but … Continue reading

The Perks and Perils of My Geriatric Pregnancy

The Perks and Perils of My Geriatric Pregnancy

As I approach the final stretch of my time being a pregnant lady, I’ve decided I’d better get on it and write at least one thing about the experience of being a pregnant lady… a “geriatric pregnant” lady, that is.  Apparently, the term “geriatric pregnancy” was originally intended to describe the pregnancy of a woman … Continue reading

The Mysteriously Missing Coffee Mug

The Mysteriously Missing Coffee Mug

We recently got one of those Keurig coffee things at work. So, rather than bringing my usual sock water coffee from home (that I always end up spilling all over myself in transit), I decided to bring my own mug so I can have a nice fresh cup of coffee brewed just for me. I got … Continue reading

A Note About Falling Down

A Note About Falling Down

I made another quote graphic. But, this time, I’ve stooped to a new low and quoted myself. My attempts to cope with falling down in the past haven’t always been fruitful, so I made a better plan: Bad Ass (noun) – often vulgar: A person of formidable strength or skill. Smart Ass (noun) – often … Continue reading

Screw the Oscars. I got this blog award.

Screw the Oscars. I got this blog award.

Sunday night, a bunch of talented, elaborately dressed people won some fancy awards.  Graham Moore gave an exceptionally inspirational speech and I, feeling no desire to be amongst them whatsoever, wrote about my blog award. I am embarrassed  to admit it, but on more than one occasion, I have envisioned myself wearing an elegant, Audrey … Continue reading